Facebook - Leave me Alone!

Bored Of Facebook? Say it the Billy Joel Way!


Ha! Got You! Sometimes you just want facebook to fly away! But then you think again, about all the stuff you've done on facebook and suddenly stop thinking so!
Well, unwanted friend requests, tags, silly apps, lousy comments; facebook has it all.
Bored with Facebook or just hate it?
If your answer is yes, then maybe something below happened with you :
  • People don't like you much, or they like you TOO much!

  • You hate writing statuses but love reading them, eventually you die of jealousy :P

  • You were being invited for "way too off" events including your own Grandma's funeral!(This is personally the most irritating thing I've heard.)

  • People tagging you in their own faces. Retards!

  • John $%^$^&&* sent you a request on cityville/farmville. So what?

  • Victim of Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/Bob Jokes!

  • Poeple mentioning about Justin Bieber everywhere! WTF!

  • My facebook report card? As if the school one was not enough!

  • People saying "Don't yoouuu Meess Wiithh Meeee" Who wants to?

  • Getting "poked" by many people. Or poking many people. Many people left facebook because of poke wars.

  • Your ex saw your changed relationship status. After this, you're not bored, but dead anyways.

  • Can't get enough "likes" on your photos/status! Ultimately leave facebook, and after searching a lot about quotes,art of facebook blah blah you return!

  • "Awww. You're so CUUUTTEEE.. :* :* <3 I love you!!" on every pic of yours is another irritating thing.

  • Too many swear words, bad!

  • Don't know half of your own "friends" on facebook. The most common!

  • Your Uncle joining facebook and keeping a track of your profile! Ah uncle, I'm doomed.

  • And the last one, You're a pretty sensible human being.
Well, hate it or love it, It'll remain facebook. Undoubtedly the best social networking site is free, will always remain free and give you trouble for free.
The Verdict? What? Oh somebody just commented on my status, I gotta see it, yay!!



Dr. Dementia

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  2. Abha says:

    super like ! keep up the good work ! \m/

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